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    A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

    The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

    So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

    The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

    They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

    They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

    On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

    There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
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    Women are not that shallow.
    If I rewrote the whole post and replaced the feminine with the masculine, it still would be shallow.

    *water

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    Sorry you didn't like the joke Lara. I do hope you are seeing it as just that, and nothing to take seriously at all.
    I found it amusing when It was passed on to me, so I though I'd repost it here for whoever might appreciate it.
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    Hey, it's fine.
    It's a bit like art. Everyone has different tastes.

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    Thank Heavens people are different, LOL, for sure. I had heard this before and just like last time, I have a little smile and say yep (to myself), I know someone like this.

    Human nature is not limited to just one sex and we all know this just perhaps we all don't want to admit it. It's a joke and I'll take it for that and be grateful for anything that gets my mind of dull life stories, pain etc.

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    ;) firehorse, I knew there would be no men on the top floor (not that I was among that group of women). Thus I didn't find it too funny...if it was men instead of women, since I knew the end, I didn't laugh but like others said, I think some will. Well, I do have a smile on my face now.....so I guess your joke did it.
    Lorraine (lor)

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