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    Hey Lorraine,

    Aren't you gonna start the new one? It's your perogative, right? Ooo dear, that's reminding me of perogies & making me hungry. Got sour cream?
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    The lightening hit Jim's large antenea
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    The lightening hit Jim's large antenna,
    Put a kink in his love life with Enna
    Last edited by Beader; 03-30-2012 at 08:07 PM.
    Sher
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    The lightning hit Jim's large antenae
    Put a kink in his love life with Emma
    Emma and Jim love thunder and lightning
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    Can I sorta break in with a question regarding a rimerick in a song? It's a BLUES TUNE. They were using it on the radio this morning @ I can't get it outa' my mind.I think I heared it first when I was about 13 @ now I am 53. You hear the limerck now with different words. Heres the part I remember, can you correctly finish?

    Oh July the second, 1963
    I was do'n time for armed robery
    ......................................
    ......................................


    (then)......There's a riot going on, there's a riot going on, there's a riot going on. there's a riot going on...THERE'S A ROIT GOING NO, Down in cellblock number nine
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    Lor,

    I'm a Blues fanatic, so I'll try googling those key words to see if I can come up with a song title and maybe lyrics.
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    http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/blues+b..._20020757.html

    "Riot in Cell Block Number Nine" -- Blues Brothers version. Sorry I couldn't cut & paste from the Lyrics site.
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    Thanks Beader
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    O.K. ------ lets get back to where we should be

    The lightning hit Jim's large antenae
    Put a kink in his love life with Emma
    Emma and Jim love thunder and lightning
    Howver somtimes it can be rather frightnig
    Lorraine (lor)

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    Default Tampered with it just a tad...

    The lightning hit Jim's large antenna,
    Put a kink in his love life with Enna,
    Enna and Jim love thunder and lightning,
    But sometimes it can be rather frightening
    Learning to body paint in henna.



    His Majesty adored chocolate mousse


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