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    #16
    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adoit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    So no one would scorn 'em
    Lorraine (lor)

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      #17
      OOPS.....what happened


      There was a shoe lover from Pilly
      Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
      Her feet, they were large
      Lorraine (lor)

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        #18
        There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
        Whose feet were unusually adroit
        She yearned to adorn 'em
        So no one would scorn 'em
        Add a tutu and she'd be dancing en pointe.
        Last edited by Beader; 03-29-2012, 01:45 PM.
        Sher
        My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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          #19
          There was a shoe lover from Pilly
          Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
          Her feet, they were large
          As the bills on her charge
          Sher
          My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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            #20
            There was a shoe lover from Philly
            Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
            Her feet, they were large
            As the bills on her charge
            So she went home and soaked them in chilli
            Lorraine (lor)

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              #21
              Hey Lorraine,

              Aren't you gonna start the new one? It's your perogative, right? Ooo dear, that's reminding me of perogies & making me hungry. Got sour cream?
              Sher
              My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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                #22
                The lightening hit Jim's large antenea
                Lorraine (lor)

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                  #23
                  The lightening hit Jim's large antenna,
                  Put a kink in his love life with Enna
                  Last edited by Beader; 03-30-2012, 08:07 PM.
                  Sher
                  My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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                    #24
                    The lightning hit Jim's large antenae
                    Put a kink in his love life with Emma
                    Emma and Jim love thunder and lightning
                    Lorraine (lor)

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                      #25
                      Can I sorta break in with a question regarding a rimerick in a song? It's a BLUES TUNE. They were using it on the radio this morning @ I can't get it outa' my mind.I think I heared it first when I was about 13 @ now I am 53. You hear the limerck now with different words. Heres the part I remember, can you correctly finish?

                      Oh July the second, 1963
                      I was do'n time for armed robery
                      ......................................
                      ......................................


                      (then)......There's a riot going on, there's a riot going on, there's a riot going on. there's a riot going on...THERE'S A ROIT GOING NO, Down in cellblock number nine
                      Lorraine (lor)

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                        #26
                        Lor,

                        I'm a Blues fanatic, so I'll try googling those key words to see if I can come up with a song title and maybe lyrics.
                        Sher
                        My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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                          #27
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                          "Riot in Cell Block Number Nine" -- Blues Brothers version. Sorry I couldn't cut & paste from the Lyrics site.
                          Sher
                          My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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                            #28
                            Thanks Beader
                            Lorraine (lor)

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                              #29
                              O.K. ------ lets get back to where we should be

                              The lightning hit Jim's large antenae
                              Put a kink in his love life with Emma
                              Emma and Jim love thunder and lightning
                              Howver somtimes it can be rather frightnig
                              Lorraine (lor)

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                                #30
                                Tampered with it just a tad...

                                The lightning hit Jim's large antenna,
                                Put a kink in his love life with Enna,
                                Enna and Jim love thunder and lightning,
                                But sometimes it can be rather frightening
                                Learning to body paint in henna.



                                His Majesty adored chocolate mousse


                                Sher
                                My Life Menu: CFS probably since birth, full flavored since the 80s, with Fibromyalgia, Major Depression with a side order of Anxiety and Agoraphobia sauce, Restless Leg Syndrome with spicy Other Sleep Disorders, 11 Eye Surgeries, a generous helping of Gut Problems

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