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    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adroit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    Cause she was a gem femme
    Here's to good women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.
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    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adroit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    Cause she was a gem femme

    Ay yi yi! :ambivalence: "Gem femme" rhymes with "adorn 'em"?
    I gots to buy you a rhyming dictionary, woman! Not that I know where mine is at the moment.

    How about some suggestions?

    Hot shoes, never scorn 'em

    With a lust close to p*rn, um [wrap to next line]

    Great fit not to corn 'em

    With new styles, haven't worn 'em

    Additional rhymes:

    Horn, born, torn, ~conform, mourn, morn, torn, warn
    You could add an "ing" or "in'" before the "'em" [them]

    Gotta shuck and jive with 'em! Wipe the dance floor with 'em!
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    i checked on google and gem, femme (fem) em, them all rhyme. how are you pronouncing it? okay, i see...you are treating adorn 'em as one word, where as i was just rhyming with the last word, which is 'em.

    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adroit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    With a bright vintage worn gem


    ok?
    Last edited by tic chick; 02-23-2012 at 05:34 PM.
    Here's to good women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them.
    "The world is a better place when you're barefoot." Mark
    "Don't go there unless you know the way back." TC
    "...there will be an answer. Let it be." Paul McCartney

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    Almost OK. I think you need another syllable in there, but I'm a real stickler. Maybe a short word before the "vintage".
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    Cool Ode to Tic Chick

    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adroit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    With a bright vintage worn gem
    Her coy wiles to podiatrically exploit.




    WHERE can I find a real thesaurus online? I can't find my real one, still MIA in some unopened book box, and what I've come across on the net has been sub-par. Still, I like fondling the paper pages, flipping them around till I chance upon the exact right word.

    Okey dokey, here's the new one --

    There was a shoe lover from Philly
    Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
    Sher
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    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adoit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    So no one would scorn 'em
    Lorraine (lor)

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    OOPS.....what happened


    There was a shoe lover from Pilly
    Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
    Her feet, they were large
    Lorraine (lor)

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    There was a hip hustler from DE-troit
    Whose feet were unusually adroit
    She yearned to adorn 'em
    So no one would scorn 'em
    Add a tutu and she'd be dancing en pointe.
    Last edited by Beader; 03-29-2012 at 01:45 PM.
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    There was a shoe lover from Pilly
    Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
    Her feet, they were large
    As the bills on her charge
    Sher
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    There was a shoe lover from Philly
    Whose obsession had grown willy nilly
    Her feet, they were large
    As the bills on her charge
    So she went home and soaked them in chilli
    Lorraine (lor)

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