I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "How can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...Would you like a bed by the window?"
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more more please. I loved that one. I already am feeling the need to have my answers ready just in case I am ever asked. Let's see, truth, they want to know who is president, what year is it, and uuum?? see I would be in big trouble as I have already forgotten the biggies. how can a person get ready unless they know what they will ask? LOL.
and forgive me, with election coming up sometime in near future, they'd want intelligelible answers, not what I may give em.!
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Pppphhhhh.....!!!!!! That one got me! I'll take a bed by the window.Craig Sheffield - Epilepsy, Chronic Pain (Shoulder, Back, Joint Hyper-mobility, Chronic Migraine), Limited Mobility, Asthma, Severe Depression, Anxiety, PTSD, Coma Survivor (2 week followed by full body paralysis. 2 months of PT and OT to walk again.)
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Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast."
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and i recently saw a comic strip that had a man returning a faucet. the clerk asked why and the man replied well she wants one she can turn off with her feet. geeze i am at that point myself now since both hands and feet are dead
put me down about the tub. last time i got in one was years and years ago and i did not realise how hot the water was until my uuum.... bottom hit the water.
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