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    Will someone come visit me???

    I recently visited a mental asylum and I asked the director, "How can you know when a person needs to be institutionalized?" He said, "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and we offer them a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket and ask them to empty the tub." I said, "I see...a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger." He responded, "No. A normal person would pull the plug...Would you like a bed by the window?"
    Firehorse
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    #2
    I love it

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      #3
      more more please. I loved that one. I already am feeling the need to have my answers ready just in case I am ever asked. Let's see, truth, they want to know who is president, what year is it, and uuum?? see I would be in big trouble as I have already forgotten the biggies. how can a person get ready unless they know what they will ask? LOL.

      and forgive me, with election coming up sometime in near future, they'd want intelligelible answers, not what I may give em.!

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        #4
        Pppphhhhh.....!!!!!! That one got me! I'll take a bed by the window.
        Craig Sheffield - Epilepsy, Chronic Pain (Shoulder, Back, Joint Hyper-mobility, Chronic Migraine), Limited Mobility, Asthma, Severe Depression, Anxiety, PTSD, Coma Survivor (2 week followed by full body paralysis. 2 months of PT and OT to walk again.)
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          #5
          I guess I lost my sense of humour some years back?

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            #6
            I'm OK......I said 'pull the plug'
            Lorraine (lor)

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              #7
              yes, of course I'll come visit you. I'm in room # 204-- right by the window so I can watch the crazy people driving their cars!
              Did you ever know that you're my hero and every thing I would like to be I can fly higher than an eagle
              'cause you are the wind beneath my wings

              for my brother Ben

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                #8
                I'm still pretending to be normal I suppose. didn't occur to me there was a plug in the tub! (course it's been ages since I've seen a bathtub-is that a good enough excuse?)

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                  #9
                  lol @ Pati ! Same here, but hey we all make mistakes now and again, eh? lol lol
                  Did you ever know that you're my hero and every thing I would like to be I can fly higher than an eagle
                  'cause you are the wind beneath my wings

                  for my brother Ben

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                    #10
                    and i recently saw a comic strip that had a man returning a faucet. the clerk asked why and the man replied well she wants one she can turn off with her feet. geeze i am at that point myself now since both hands and feet are dead

                    put me down about the tub. last time i got in one was years and years ago and i did not realise how hot the water was until my uuum.... bottom hit the water.

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