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Old 06-23-2011, 11:23 PM
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The podiatrist wore just one shoe
Causing patients to view her askew


I'm resisting the temptation to complete this one on my own.
Maybe I'll post my complete limerick after this one get's finished.
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Old 06-24-2011, 03:37 AM
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Causing patients to view her askew
When they questioned his habit,
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Old 06-24-2011, 03:47 AM
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SIDE NOTE:
I know this isn't part of the game, but I just had to share these limericks:

There once was a man with a hernia
Who said to his doctor "guldernia.
"When cutting my middle
"Be sure you don't fiddle
"With matters that do not concern ya."

A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
"Said the two to the tutor
"Is it harder to toot
"Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

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OK.... BACK TO THE GAME:

The podiatrist wore just one shoe
Causing patients to view her askew
When they questioned his habit,
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:13 AM
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The podiatrist wore just one shoe
Causing patients to view her askew
When they questioned her habit,
She answered: "Dag nabbit --
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Old 06-24-2011, 01:30 PM
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The podiatrist wore just one shoe
Causing patients to view her askew
When they questioned her habit
She answered: "Dag nabbit
but some guys think it's sexy to do"



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Old 06-24-2011, 08:27 PM
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As promised, here is my version:

The podiatrist wore just one shoe
Causing patients to view her askew
When they’d ask: “Where’s the other?”
She replied: “Blame my mother,
She put it in yesterday’s stew!”



My Father-In-Law believes weird things
And when there's a full moon he song-sings
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Old 06-24-2011, 10:54 PM
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My Father-In-Law believes weird things
And when there's a full moon he song-sings
He sings "Why'd they do it"
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Old 06-29-2011, 09:25 AM
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My Father-In-Law believes weird things
And when there's a full moon he song-sings
He sings "Why'd they do it
They stopped selling suet"
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:47 PM
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My Father-In-Law believes weird things
And when there's a full moon he song-sings
He sings "Why'd they do it
They stopped selling suet"
"now i can't make my plum puddings!"


the mortician went to a wedding
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The mortician went to a wedding
A sight that the bride's court was dreading
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